Young gay guy in Daisy Dukes, shades and tank top, yammering away on cell: Is it totally acceptable to have sex on the beach there?
–43rd St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Anna Rose
Teen boy to friend: If I were a giant I’d fuck the Statue of Liberty!
–Houston & Broadway
Overheard by: Henry
Chick to friend: As soon as I get over this yeast infection, I’m gonna bang the shit out of him.
–McDonald’s, Times Square
Overheard by: Keep It Movin’
Black guy on cell: Penetration?! Penetration?! It ain’t about penetration, it’s all about sensation.
–E 4th St
Overheard by: girl named sugar
Drunk man to drunk woman, while making out against a car: Let’s just go with it…let’s just fuck on top of the car.
–Bleecker & Macdougal
Girl to the guy at the next table: Haven’t I slept with you before?
–Stabrucks, 78th & Lexington
Overheard by: Ashlee