Guy: I’m tellin’ you, man. America loves cheese. No, seriously, dude. America loves cheese!
–Ace’s, 5th St & Ave B
Cute 20-something guy singing while playing soccer: Bottles of cheese, bottles of cheeeeeeeeese…
Overheard by: i’d like a bottle of cheese
Girl: I’d rather have a turkey sandwich with cum on it than cheese.
Overheard by: Lindsay
Distressed female student: She’s such a hard grader! She’s like…a cheese grater.
Five-year old boy: But mummy, I want goat cheese on my french fries!
–St. Regis Hotel
Overheard by: Nonok