Guy: I’m tellin’ you, man. America loves cheese. No, seriously, dude. America loves cheese!

–Ace’s, 5th St & Ave B

Cute 20-something guy singing while playing soccer: Bottles of cheese, bottles of cheeeeeeeeese…

–Prospect Park

Overheard by: i’d like a bottle of cheese

Girl: I’d rather have a turkey sandwich with cum on it than cheese.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Lindsay

Distressed female student: She’s such a hard grader! She’s like…a cheese grater.

–Queens College

Five-year old boy: But mummy, I want goat cheese on my french fries!

–St. Regis Hotel

Overheard by: Nonok