(two girls walk by, dressed as Pe­ter Pan and Tin­ker­bell)
Gay boy: Aww, she’s so cute, that lit­tle fairy!
Flam­ing gay boy: (gives gay boy a look)
Gay boy: What?
Flam­ing gay boy: Fairies have bods. All fairies.
Gay boy (laugh­ing): She was­n’t that big.
Flam­ing gay boy: Bitch, fairies do not have rolls!

–LIRR