(two girls walk by, dressed as Peter Pan and Tinkerbell)
Gay boy: Aww, she’s so cute, that little fairy!
Flaming gay boy: (gives gay boy a look)
Gay boy: What?
Flaming gay boy: Fairies have bods. All fairies.
Gay boy (laughing): She wasn’t that big.
Flaming gay boy: Bitch, fairies do not have rolls!

–LIRR