Col­lege guy #1: I’ve been work­ing hard to lose weight this year.
Col­lege guy #2: I can cer­tain­ly see the change in your face.
Col­lege guy #1: Yeah, I’ve been crap­ping a lot late­ly.
(col­lege guy #2 is silent)
Col­lege guy #1: I mean I’ve been dump­ing a whole lot.
Col­lege guy #2: Okay, that’s enough.

–Gym, Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty