Ag­gres­sive sales­man: You need sun­glass!
Man: No, I don’t think so.
Ag­gres­sive sales­man: You need sun­glass!
Man: I’m blind! I do not need…
Ag­gres­sive sales­man: You need sun­glass! Every­body need sun­glass.

–St Mark’s Place

Over­heard by: j