Blonde #1 to blonde #2: Lisa looks so tired, and has black cir­cles un­der her eyes! Her skin is so pale, and it’s the mid­dle of the sum­mer! I told her to get her hair cut, get a mani/pedi, and join a gym. But she does­n’t lis­ten. I don’t un­der­stand! Why does she look so ter­ri­ble?
Blonde #2: She’s ter­ri­ble look­ing, dude, that’s why she looks so ter­ri­ble.
Blonde #1: I guess that’s a rea­son.

–C Train