Blonde #1 to blonde #2: Lisa looks so tired, and has black circles under her eyes! Her skin is so pale, and it’s the middle of the summer! I told her to get her hair cut, get a mani/pedi, and join a gym. But she doesn’t listen. I don’t understand! Why does she look so terrible?
Blonde #2: She’s terrible looking, dude, that’s why she looks so terrible.
Blonde #1: I guess that’s a reason.