Guy, run­ning in­to store: Yo, you guys got ba­by hats?
Store guy (baf­fled, in thick ac­cent): Ba­by hats?
Guy: Ba­by hats. Ba­by hats!
Store guy: No, we don’t car­ry those.
Guy (ap­palled): Shit! You don’t got no ba­by hats?

–99 Cent Store, Fort Greene

Over­heard by: to­to