Yan­kee fan, see­ing girl in Red Sox hat: Booo! Boooo!
Red Sox girl’s friend: Leave her alone! She’s hot! Leave her alone!
Yan­kee fan: Booo! Red Sox suck!
Red Sox girl’s friend: She’s got big boobs, leave her alone!
Yan­kee fan: I’ve seen boobs be­fore! Booo!
(lat­er)
Yan­kee fan: Red Sox suck! Booo!
Red Sox girl’s friend: Leave her alone, she’s hot!
Yan­kee fan: That’s your opin­ion! Booo!

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um