Girl: Did you hear about Barbara Walters and the affairs she had when she was younger? It shocked me.
Guy: Why’d it shock you? A lot of these older people did a lot of crazy shit when they were younger, from violence to sex. How do you think at least 50% of us were born? And she looked kinda good then, I’d have done ‘er.
Girl (shaking her head): Just about everybody is fucked up.
Guy (growling and laughing): Don’t groan about it, it’s nature baby. Us people today are just the latest ones on the scene.
–8th St & 6 Ave
Overheard by: savon