Suit on phone: The dream was strange…we are in a li­brary …I say some­thing like “it’s a li­a­bil­i­ty.” Then you said “your mom’s a li­a­bil­i­ty.” That was it…I don’t know.

–Gramer­cy Park

Over­heard by: PO­LA

Young suit to an­oth­er: The world is not your oys­ter!

–Bryant Park

Over­heard by: Amy

Suit to an­oth­er, as 30-some­thing woman in skirt and high heels pass­es by: Yowza! And that ends our case study!

–Madi­son Ave & 40th St

Over­heard by: Casey

Stressed fe­male suit: No one gives a fuck any­more. Every­one’s just gonna do what they want. And any fur­ther com­plaints can be di­rect­ed to my ass.

–Uni­ver­si­ty St b/w 8th & Wa­ver­ly

Mid­dle-aged Asian man in three-piece suit on cell: I mean, how can I live like Bond if I’m mar­ried?

–46th St & Madi­son Ave

Over­heard by: dr. no, i dont do

20-some­thing fe­male suit on cell: Ba­by, I would love to go to din­ner, but you have two op­tions: din­ner or sex. I on­ly have time for one.

–27th St & Park Ave