La­dy: Ex­cuse me, do you know where the bath­rooms are?
Fa­ther with tod­dler: Nope, sor­ry.
La­dy: I thought peo­ple with kids al­ways knew where the bath­rooms were.
Fa­ther with tod­dler: Nah, I just let him pee in the grass.

–Cen­tral Park