Long Is­land girl: 42nd St is where there is lots of pros­ti­tu­tion, right?
Fe­male friend: What?
Long Is­land girl: Yeah, I thought I heard that 42nd St was where all the pros­ti­tutes were?
Fe­male friend: Ummm…that’s like Times Square. It’s a ma­jor touristy spot.
Male friend: Maybe there’s an oc­ca­sion­al strip club?
Long Is­land girl: Oh my god, I re­al­ly want to go to a strip club–I’ve nev­er been to one be­fore!

–6 Train

Over­heard by: Amused

Head­line by: 1310 (for­mer­ly SNA)

Run­ners-Up:
· “As the Eco­nom­ic Cri­sis Wors­ens, Margie Be­comes In­creas­ing­ly Des­per­ate for a Job.” — Car­la
· “I Thought Mass Tourism WAS Whor­ing Your­self Out ?” — Cass
· “If Par­ents Don’t Have the Sex In­dus­try Talk, Some­one Else Will” — space coy­ote
· “Long Is­landers and Tourists Have Be­come One.” — Fres­ca
· “That’s How They Get New Re­cruits” — Skw­erl!

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