Hot gay gin­ger: Ooh! Look at how yum­my these grapes look!
Cute half-Asian: Not as yum­my as that dilf out­side…

–Dean & Delu­ca

Over­heard by: reid r.

Head­line by: Myr­tle Willough­by

Run­ners-Up:
· “And So Grape Nuts Were Born” — DRS
· “How to Toss a Half-Asian Sal­ad” — [email protected]
· “It’s Of­fi­cial: Gay Men Are the New Teenage Girls.” — Steve
· “Some Peo­ple Just Pre­fer Ba­nanas” — Hot gay gin­ger
· “That’s Why They Call It the Fruit Sec­tion.” — Jesse

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