Employee: I like your pink shirt.
Coworker’s 9‑year-old nephew: It’s not pink; it’s white with pink and green stripes.
Employee: So you like to wear pink?
Coworker’s 9‑year-old nephew: My shirt *isn’t* pink! (now shouting) It’s white with pink and green stripes and it takes a real man to wear pink!
Overheard by: Synitta Walker