Asian Guy #1: You know what I wan­na watch?
Ditzy Asian Teen: What?
Asian Guy #1: Tal­lade­ga Nights.
Asian Guy #2: The sto­ry of a man who could on­ly count to one!
Ditzy Asian Teen: Re­al­ly? There’s a sto­ry like that?

–68th & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: dog run