Hobo: Yo baby, I’ll give you this dollar if you give me that Coke.
Woman (holding a half-empty bottle of Diet Coke): Uh, no.
Hobo: Then at least go out to dinner with me!
Hobo: Bitch, I’m a self-made millionaire! Fuck you!
Woman (walking away quickly): I knew I shouldn’t have made eye contact.
Overheard by: Britta