Guy on cell: You start dating married women, you end up meeting their husbands.
–49th & 6th
Man on cell (guiltless and disinterested): She said I cheated, duh-duh-duh-duh.
–Church St & Barclay
Overheard by: Robert J. Anderson
Female suit on cell: He cheated on me on my 30th birthday in Nantucket and I called my mom to tell her and she said, “Are you ready to give up that lifestyle? He’s wealthy and he’s gorgeous. I don’t want to hear it.” But I want someone to be über-attracted to me.
–19th & 8th
Overheard by: Sebastian White
Dude on cell: Hello? (pause) I told you never to call me on this number. (pause) Because I don’t want my wife to find out that we’re dating.
–6th Ave & 17th St
Psuedo-gansta to friend: Yo, I would cheat on my wife except then you gotta buy them flowers and chocolate and shit. I’d rather spend money on my wife and be happy at home.
Girl on cell, doing laundry: Yeah…and then he says that he has a girlfriend and he doesn’t cheat on her…so I said, “Really? Then what was your penis just doing in my mouth?”
–Laundromat, 9th Ave & 53rd St
Overheard by: tinyfoo