Stu­dent #1: I don’t know why that bitch has such a big ego, she’s fuck­ing ug­ly.
Stu­dent #2: Yeah, I know, but she thinks she’s Paris Hilton or some shit.
Stu­dent #1: She’s prob­a­bly get­ting fucked by some los­er.

–St. John’s Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: kap­nasty

Head­line by: Leema

Run­ners-Up:
· “…And Tap­ing It to Launch Her “Ca­reer”” — LO­La
· “And I’m Tap­ing It” — Vic­tor
· “Hey, Don’t Call My Dad a Los­er!” — Pe­terG
· “How Guys In­ter­pret the Twi­light Books” — john
· “Just An­oth­er Day Be­hind the Scenes Of “The View”” — Yobo­jo
· “Throw in a Chi­huahua and a Coke Habit…” — some­day, I could be that los­er

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