16-year old girl to 40-year-old creep: So my name is Jenny, that’s Angie. My number is like, (516) 555‑5555, and you can call me and us, like, anytime! We’ll totally get together!
(pause)
40-year-old creep: What’s your name again?

–Uptown 6 Train

Overheard by: Shira