Girl #1: It’s go­ing to suck if every­one there has a bor­ing sense of hu­mor.
Girl #2: So get them hyped up on co­caine, then every­thing is fun­ny!
Girl #1: I will! Wait…how do *you* know?
Girl #2: At this point I would knock you on the side of the neck, steal your wal­let, and run away.

–Main Street, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Michelle