65-year-old lady, in bikini top and Daisy Duke shorts, with belly hanging over: Of course I am bisexual…can’t you see the view?”
–49th St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: NATE MATHIS
Girl to guy: You can’t be bisexual and married, John. That’s, like, illegal!
–50th b/w 8th & 9th
Australian chic at bar: It’s weird though, he reminds me so much of my ex-girlfriend.
–Mexican Restaruant, Lower East Side
Loud girl on cell: No, I did him, it was so good. (pause) Yeah, I fucked her too, she loved it.
–Hillside & Edgerton
Drunk lesbian: Why can’t you be a girl or at least have a really big dick?
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