FD­NY in uni­form, wait­ing for fire­men who were gro­cery shop­ping: He kept say­ing, “you’re gonna get caught! You’re gonna get caught!” but I just took off the tag, put them on my face and just walked out of the store!
Civil­ian he was talk­ing to (look­ing shocked and equal­ly dis­gust­ed): Oh.

–Whole Foods, Hous­ton & Christie