Overweight Asian lady: Excuse me, miss, I’m holding the pole, do you mind?
Black lady: I’m sorry, but there’s nowhere I can move to.
Asian lady: Well, can you just please not lean on it? You’re squashing my hand.
Black lady (looking at Asian lady in amazement at her audacity): What time is it?
Asian lady: I could tell you, if you would stop leaning on my hand.
Black lady: It’s rush hour! If you’re not ready for this go back to suburbia, bitch! This is what happens on an overcrowded train in New York City. Look at this bitch next to me, she barely fits in the door, and she’s not complaining. You know why? Cause she accepts it. Cause it’s a fact of life! And you takin’ up the whole middle isle…shame on you…lose some weight…go back to suburbia. There’s plenty of room there.
Overheard by: that’s right, rush hour is tight
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