Scream­ing de­ranged les­bian to gay leather­men: Who’s the tit­ty touch­er?
(be­wil­dered looks all around, then a gay leather­man sheep­ish­ly rais­es hand)
Scream­ing de­ranged les­bian: Here’s a 10% coupon! Thanks for the tit­ty grope!

–The Leather­man Store