New York Post woman at Union Square sta­tion: Free pooooost!
Bag ven­dor, af­ter min­utes of rep­e­ti­tion: La­dy, our heads are go­ing to ex­plode!
Woman: Free Pooooost!
Bag ven­dor: All ven­dors, help me let her know!
Woman: Free Pooooost!
Bag ven­dor: La­dy, I’ll buy you lunch!
Woman: Free Pooooost!
Bag ven­dor: I’ll give you cash!
Woman: Free pooooost!
Bag ven­dor: Come work for me, “free totes!“
Woman: Free pooooost!

–Union Square Hol­i­day Mar­ket