Hipster teenage girl: Yeah, trust me you’d know if you’d seen me disgruntled.
Hipster teenage boy: I haven’t?
Hipster teenage girl: Nope. Well…talking online, maybe.
Hipster teenage boy: Oh, you’re always disgruntled online. You always have some huge, massive crisis.
Hipster teenage girl: Oh yeah, once I was really pissed off at you. I scream a lot when I’m disgruntled.
Hipster teenage boy: At me?
Hipster teenage girl: No, just in general. At my room mostly.
(long pause)
Hipster teenage girl: I’m bored. Let’s go to my house and do some lines!

–Park Slope