Hip­ster teenage girl: Yeah, trust me you’d know if you’d seen me dis­grun­tled.
Hip­ster teenage boy: I haven’t?
Hip­ster teenage girl: Nope. Well…talking on­line, maybe.
Hip­ster teenage boy: Oh, you’re al­ways dis­grun­tled on­line. You al­ways have some huge, mas­sive cri­sis.
Hip­ster teenage girl: Oh yeah, once I was re­al­ly pissed off at you. I scream a lot when I’m dis­grun­tled.
Hip­ster teenage boy: At me?
Hip­ster teenage girl: No, just in gen­er­al. At my room most­ly.
(long pause)
Hip­ster teenage girl: I’m bored. Let’s go to my house and do some lines!

–Park Slope