Skinny pale male hippie with hair in top knot, to friend, calmly: I’m going to lose my brain. A piece of my brain.

–E.11^th St & 5^th Ave

Overheard by: Liz

Man on cell: Yeah, he crossed the line. Then, when he started talking about my wife’s anatomy I was just disgusted.

–31^st Parking Garage

Thug, about his baby son: So, I’m lookin’ at this kid. I be lookin’ at him real hard. He got everything I got! Square head, the shoulders, the flat feet, everything! Straight down to the penis!

–Staten Island Ferry

Out of towner to friend: I just want to let you know your armpit is making my wrist very warm right now.

–3 Train

Overheard by: there are worse places you could put that, I guess…

Man to friends: He empties his mind into your face.

–5^th Ave & 11^th St