Girl to friend: Oh, my God, I think I just left the most embarrassing thing in the bathroom.
–Barnes & Noble
Overheard by: V
Woman to roommate: When we get home, we’ll have embarrassing sexual accidents!
Overheard by: Are they really accidents if you plan ahead?
Nerdy TA: The thesis talk is kind of like the sex talk. It’s a little embarrassing, no one really wants to give it, but it’ll make you grow as adults.
Girl to friend: I’m not embarrassed that I peed in his bed. I’m just not.
Girl on cell: I saw it and I thought, “how embarrassing would it be riding on a bike with a nun.”
Overheard by: galgal