Mother to five-year-old daughter: That’s why she’s a very smart woman. She married a very rich man for exactly that reason.
–University Place &10th St
Overheard by: evanescent
Homeless man to little boy with parents: Ask your mama why she marry your daddy. She’ll tell you it was for the money.
–Statue of Liberty
Sorority girl to another: So like, do you think Brad makes good investments?
–53rd & 1st
Asian girl on cell: It’s like I have a sign that says “trophy wife” written across my forehead, and then they find out I’m 22 and the sign is suddenly in neon.
Girl on cell: No, you remember, I’m going to be a gold-digger! It’s like a hooker, but smarter.