Mother to five-year-old daughter: That’s why she’s a very smart woman. She married a very rich man for exactly that reason.

–University Place &10th St

Overheard by: evanescent

Homeless man to little boy with parents: Ask your mama why she marry your daddy. She’ll tell you it was for the money.

–Statue of Liberty

Sorority girl to another: So like, do you think Brad makes good investments?

–53rd & 1st

Asian girl on cell: It’s like I have a sign that says “trophy wife” written across my forehead, and then they find out I’m 22 and the sign is suddenly in neon.

–Tribeca

Girl on cell: No, you remember, I’m going to be a gold-digger! It’s like a hooker, but smarter.

–NYU Classroom