Guy, look­ing at Greek mar­ble sculp­tures: Hey, did you ever no­tice that a lot of these guys are miss­ing their penis­es?
Girl: I think that has to do with ear­ly Chris­t­ian sanc­tions on pa­gan idols.
Guy: Oh. (paus­es) I thought some­one out there just had a re­al­ly big dil­do col­lec­tion.

–The Met