Girl: So how’s your cougar?
Guy: She’s good.
Girl: What is she, 50?
Guy: 52.
Girl: And you’re…32?
Guy: 34.
Girl: She ever been mar­ried?
Guy: Di­vorced. That’s how I got right in there.
Girl: So is this, like, some­thing se­ri­ous? Like a for­ev­er thing?
Guy: No! I mean, I want kids, and she keeps get­ting these heat flash­es. You know?

–L Train