High school girl #1: Oh my god, I hate her, like, I have nev­er hat­ed any­one more.
High school girl #2: I know! She is such a slut. (pause) We’re talk­ing about Chantel, right?
High school girl #1: No, I was talk­ing about Lacey. (pause) You think Chantel is a slut?

–Out­side Mo­MA