Woman to guy, about guys mak­ing moves on drunk girls they are friends with: So, why do you guys do some­thing like that? It nev­er works.
Guy: Sure, 9 times out of 10 it does­n’t work, but that one time you score.
Woman: But aren’t those oth­er 9 times re­al­ly awk­ward and dam­ag­ing to your friend­ship?
Man: Yeah, but there’s that one time where you get sex you re­al­ly weren’t ex­pect­ing!

–Fid­dle­sticks Bar