One His­pan­ic la­dy to an­oth­er: How you gonna give a kid with stinky feet Botox?

–R Train

Over­heard by: Fer­na

Smelly gra­nola girl on cell: I dun­no, maybe Wilco is too big to have an open­ing act. The show was, like, two days ago. (stops, sniffs armpit and winces) Fuck, I need a se­ri­ous show­er. I haven’t been home since the show. Does­n’t that suck? When you for­get to clean up af­ter a few days? (laughs to her­self)

–Mc­Car­ren Park

Over­heard by: AleKatz

Woman on cell: It smells like col­lege!

–BrewFest, South Street Sea­port

Of­fice stu­dent: It lit­er­al­ly smells like my ass.

–CC­NY Com­put­er Lab

Girl: Nig­ga, you smell like the crack in my tit­ties.

–Q Train

Dude on cell: Man, she came six times last night. It was crazy! (pause) We were soak­ing wet, but I did­n’t mind. It was nice to see her en­joy­ing it. (pause) No, it did­n’t smell. It did­n’t smell like any­thing.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: who are these peo­ple?