Philosophy professor: So you can see how the The Lord of the Rings did have some truths in it. Now, what was the ring called again, didn’t it have a name or something? What was that?
Student, seriously: The precious.

–Fordham Lincoln Center

Headline by: Anna M

· “And, for Extra Credit: “What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?”” — Duncan Pflaster
· “Filthy Stupid Studentses!!!” — Parker
· “I Just Gollum Like I See ’em.” — sp
· “No, I Meant Its Elven Name” — MLL
· “The Professors Like Them Raw and Wriggling Here” — Alex
· “The Rest Of the Class Just Had to Learn to Tolerate the Smell Of Dead Fish and Dirty Loincloth” — James

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