Tourist mom, point­ing to Equ­us sign: Oh, eek-quass. Look, and it’s with your fa­vorite, Har­ry Pot­ter.
11-year-old daugh­ter: Uh huh.
Mom: Oh! And he has no shirt on! Look, hon­ey!

–44th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Slight­ly un­com­fort­able, queezy male