Chick #1: …so we fucked and then he did­n’t call.
Chick #2: And you’re sur­prised? This is the third guy in 2 weeks who has­n’t called.
Chick #1: I know, but why don’t they ever call?
Chick #2: Prob­a­bly because–don’t hate me for this, k?–but you’re kind of easy.

–Gar­den of Eden, 14th Street