Chick #1: …so we fucked and then he didn’t call.
Chick #2: And you’re surprised? This is the third guy in 2 weeks who hasn’t called.
Chick #1: I know, but why don’t they ever call?
Chick #2: Probably because – don’t hate me for this, k? – but you’re kind of easy.

–Garden of Eden, 14th Street