Loud guy: Hey! Illegal drugs, anyone? Illegal drugs? I want to buy some illegal drugs!
–6th Ave & 34h St
Overheard by: Emily
College girl to friend: Remember that time when you slept with that drug trafficker?
–33rd & 3rd
Man in restaurant: After the roofies I took I was a total mess, it was amazing.
–23rd & 10th
Overheard by: Matt
Man to friend holding Diet Coke: Do you remember when they had this at that gay bathhouse I had to go to because my drug dealer was there?
Dude, about crowd: I’m so glad we dropped acid before coming here.
–Trader Joe’s, Union Square
Overheard by: Kat
Loud girl on cell: She can’t just call you up and like, reminisce and be like, “remember when we loved each other?” Oh, and I don’t even want to talk about the conversation we had this morning. There’s no excuse to do acid!