CCNY student: I’ve always thought he has psychological problems. (pause) Like, he’s one of those people that has to flip the light switch 17 times or the whole world dies.
Overheard by: ladyliver
Suit on cell: She is trying to get a good education so that she can pay for therapy later on.
Loud male customer counting out packets of chewing tobacco: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Ever since I quit my job at Sesame Street, I can’t seem to live my life. Kermit is my shrink, so of course I’m screwed…
–Smoke Shop, Park Slope
Overheard by: Kiri
Dude hanging up his cell: Oh my god, I think all Jewish girls need therapy.
–Good Stuff Diner, 14th St
Overheard by: Kosi
Suit on cell: Dude, I know, but like, you either get help, or you’re normal. (pause) No, dude, pick one, get help or be normal. Damn.
Overheard by: Sarah
History teacher to class: Does that make you uncomfortable? Because I know I’m mental.
–Bronx High School of Science
Overheard by: Lillian