Boy on cell: A swim­suit and a medal? That’s a lot of clothes to wear. Hel­lo? Hel­lo?

–NYU

Over­heard by: Xy

Man to oth­er sit­ting on side­walk: Dude… you know, gloves ac­tu­al­ly make your hands cold­er. They’re not worth it, man.

–As­tor Place

Small Mid­dle East­ern male cashier to white girl: You are wear­ing things all black! Black bag, black coat, black hair. The on­ly thing not black is you!

–Du­ane Reade

NYU hip­ster: Peo­ple wear­ing white are in a cult, okay?

–NYU

Over­heard by: Boots

Blind la­dy car­ry­ing cane, point­ing to cloth­ing on rack: Oh, this this looks good!

–Kmart, 34th St

Over­heard by: Aussiein­NYC