Hip­ster kid: I should just stop wear­ing un­der­wear al­to­geth­er.

–Loews Cin­e­ma, 84th St

Hip­ster girl on cell: Is it “i be­fore e” or “e be­fore i”? “E be­fore i,” right? I knew it was “i be­fore e”!

–11th & Ave A

Over­heard by: Jerome

Drunk hip­ster girl to boyfriend: I can’t af­ford to buy drugs, I have to buy lunch on Wednes­day.

–A Train

Over­heard by: Jesse Jack

An­gry hip­ster girl: Why are there so many ATMs every­where?!

–6th St & Bed­ford Ave

Over­heard by: Cash Mon­ey

Hip­ster girl, com­ment­ing on paint­ing to friend: God, you see di­a­monds every­where now. They’re like the new antlers.

–Bush­wick Art Loft