Man to coworker: Yeah, sometimes we hike up to mount Kilimanjaro in the summertime.
Stupid woman: Oh, mount Kilimanjaro…is that in Vermont?
Man (taken aback): Uh, actually, it’s in Tanzania.
Stupid woman: Where is that?

–1221 Avenue of the Americas

Headline by: k swin

Runners-Up:
· “It’s Considered the Vermont Of Africa, If That Helps” — mac
· “It’s Next to “The Iraq”, Like Such As… Uh…” — Virginia
· “It’s Southwest Of Vermont” — Edmund H.
· “Oh, Like Any Of You Can Point It Out on a Map?” — Natty
· “President Obama Is Still Weeding Out Bush’s Staff.…” — kim

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