Obese Mid­west­ern tourist: So are we gonna go get that falafel thing?
Oth­er Mid­west­ern tourist: Well, if we’re gonna go to Hoot­ers we don’t need to get the falafel thing.
Obese Mid­west­ern tourist: Why not? I could eat both.
Oth­er Mid­west­ern tourist: Do you know what a falafel thing is?
Obese Mid­west­ern tourist: It’s like ice cream.
Oth­er Mid­west­ern tourist: Oh, re­al­ly? I thought that was gela­to.
Obese Mid­west­ern tourist: No, dum­b­ass.
Oth­er Mid­west­ern tourist: Okay, well I guess you’d know…

–7 Train

Over­heard by: Caitlin