De­ranged woman singing “Great­est Love of All”: “They can’t take away my di­i­i­i­i­i­i­i­ig­ni­ty…“
Pas­sen­ger: She do­ing a strip­per dance on that pole! Looks like they took her dig­ni­ty!
De­ranged woman: Mom­mase, mom­masa, mom­ma makosa.
Pas­sen­ger: She bilin­gual! But she got her dig­ni­ty back!

–2 Train

Over­heard by: nev­er touch the pole