Deranged woman singing “Greatest Love of All”: “They can’t take away my diiiiiiiiignity…“
Passenger: She doing a stripper dance on that pole! Looks like they took her dignity!
Deranged woman: Mommase, mommasa, momma makosa.
Passenger: She bilingual! But she got her dignity back!
Overheard by: never touch the pole
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