Boyfriend: What do they got, babe?
Girl­friend: Um, sand­wich­es, baked zi­ti, tossed sal­ad…
Boyfriend: Aaaaw yeeeah. Tooossed saalaad.
Girl­friend: Alex…
Old­er 50-some­thing: What, what’s so fun­ny? What?
Boyfriend: Um…yeah, no. Noth­ing, I was just be­ing stu­pid.
(girl­friend gig­gles)
Old­er 50-some­thing: What?
(boyfriend whis­pers in 50-some­thing’s ear and she looks con­fused for a sec­ond)
Old­er aunt: Oh. You mean a rim job.

–Out­door Cafe, 1st & 7th