Woman with migraine: Help me! I’m dying! I’m dying!
Triage nurse: Alright ma’am, just calm down and tell me what the problem is.
Woman with migraine: I’m fucking dying, what are you, stupid?
Triage nurse: Well, as soon as you develop some signs or symptoms other than being obnoxious, we’ll talk.

–NYU Medical Center ER

Overheard by: Turn their ankles