Old Jewish woman to very nervous Asian 25-year-old bride to be: Honey, I’ve been married 53 years. The secret to a great marriage? Give him lots of sex. Lots of good sex.
Overheard by: Tanya
Man on cell: I told her I would convert. We could go to Vegas and get married next week, no problem.
–64th & Amsterdam
Woman on phone: My ex-boyfriend was 24 and he was able to support me, and you’re 35 on an engineer’s salary and you can’t do the same. Do you know how many guys are begging to marry me, and can give me a dowry? So fuck you!
–Target Store, Brooklyn
Hispanic woman on phone: So where are you now? You already married him? Oh, okay. See you later.
–28th & Park Avenue South
Overheard by: Alie
Five-year-old boy to teacher about five-year-old girl next to him: We’re going to get married. (to five-year-old girl) What’s your name again?
–61st & Amsterdam