Cleaner: What a pair of tits on that girl! That’s why we go to war, that’s why we’re in Iraq!
–Service Elevator, Lexington & 41st St
Overheard by: Nicky
Annoying chick, about John McCain: I mean, he was a POW because he fucked up!
Overheard by: megan
Security guard, breaking up fight during peace march: You can’t fight at the peace march! You can’t fight at the peace march!
–143 & Malcolm X
Woman to screaming three-year-old: And that’s why you have to register to vote! Or else they’ll draft you and you’ll have to go to war!
–33rd & 2nd
Girl on phone: I can just get a pass from the Israeli army. Don’t worry about it. They’re easy.
–NYU Palladium Dining Hall