American-born Indian guy with cream colored bell bottoms tucked in a paisley shirt: There’s something about fob‑y girls from Asia that is so sexy–they wear stockings.
Filipino American girls #1 and #2: Uhh, what?
American-born Indian guy: Yeah! There are studies that have been done on it, like by Duke University. It’s like 20 pages long. Look it up.
–Prince & Elizabeth
Overheard by: based on what you’re wearing, ONLY girls wearing stockings would find YOU sexy