Street vendor: T‑shirts, get your “I love New York” t‑shirts! Only three dollars. Much better than you’d normally get at a store. T‑shirts, get your t‑shirts!
20-something guy to girlfriend: Too expensive, babe. Sorry.
Vendor to guy: Yeah, well your girlfriend can have one for free because of how amazing she was last night.
Overheard by: i LOVE new york